So, I have this mental list going..."Things a mother should never have to say." The reason I have this list is that I've actually said them at different times over the last 19 years:

1. Take the noose off your baby sister's neck.
2. We don't give steak knives to babies.
3. Don't put the hot sauce on the high chair tray.
4. Don't put that penny in the electrical outlet.
5. Take the wrench out of the microwave

And then tonight, just when I thought most of the kids would have out grown my need to keep a list, I got to add another one:

1. Unhandcuff your sister from the tree please.

Okay, so I'm tired. Waiting for the pizza to get here, then everyone goes to their rooms and I go to my room with a cold Sam Adams, lock the door and pretend to remember how boring life was before I had kids. LOL

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